Previously on rescue me...
ahh!
Ohh!
Hey.
I'm a friend of Lou's. So
Just... I'll be a minute.
Nice.
Yeah, she's cute, huh?
Yeah.
I have one boundary, Lou. One
Boundary and one boundary
Only... no sex with nuns in the
Place where I live.
You know what, let's just
Take these 3 and put 'em into a
Big what-If Stack.
Um, we totally picked the
Same order. I'm actually
Interested in this one,
Specifically.
Mmm.
I'll take it.
This is gonna sound kinda
Strange, but, uh, I think I'm
Getting submarined by a retard.
You and me, this ain't about
Power, ritchie. It's about both
Of us loving Natalie.
I think we got some stuff in
Common.
Like what?
We're both smarter than we
Look.
Mike's gay.
Yeah, tell me something I
Don't know.
Oh, you mean... gay gay.
I need some viagra. I'm
Serious.
Ok.
It's for the Chief. He's got
A new girlfriend. He's afraid
About performing.
You can't let anyone at my
Job know about this.
I got it.
Second of all, I'm an
Illegal.
Oh! Oh, Jesus.
What's wrong, baby?
God. My chest.
You're gonna be ok.
Please, call somebody. Call
9-1-1. Colleen, please, wait
Help me here. Unh. Uhh.
You know what, Maggie? After
Your performance the other day
With the priest, I went home and
I was really upset. And I was
Thinking about you, and I threw
Up. And I thought to myself, you
Know what? I'm not the smartest
Guy on the planet, but maybe you
Shouldn't get married to a
Person that actually makes you
Throw up.
Janet's pregnant. It wasn't
Planned. You know, it just
Happened.
I want this. Whether it's his
Or yours, I want this child to
Replace what we lost.
Johnny, Johnny! Hey, hey, you
Ok? You hear me, Johnny. Jesus,
Jesus.
Dispatch, dispatch, 1013,
Officer down. Dispatch, officer
Down. We need an ambulance. [Hell is 'rou
By tricky plays]
* I stand firm for our soil,
Lick a rock on foil,
Say reduce me, seduce me,
Dress me up in stussy,
Hell is round the corner
Where I shelter,
Ism's and schisms,
We're living helter skelter,
If you believe and deceive
Common sense says shouldn't
Receive, let me take you down
The corridors of my life,
And when you walk,
Do you walk to your preference?
No need to answer
Till I take further evidence,
I seem to need a reference
To get residence,
A reference to your preference
To say, I'm a good neighbor,
I trudge, so judge me
From my labor,
The bond on me ensures
My good behavior,
The constant strum
Insures my insanity,
Passing the ignorance
Ensures the struggle
For my family,
We're hungry
Beware of our appetite,
Distant drums bring the news
Of a kill tonight,
The kill which I share
With my passengers,
We take our fill, take our fill,
Take our fill,
I stand firm for our soil
Lick a rock on foil,
Say reduce me, seduce me,
Dress me up in stussy,
Confused by different memories,
Details of asian remedies,
Conversations
Of what's become of enemies,
My brain thinks bomb-Like,
So I listen he's a calm type.
And as I grow,
I grow collective,
Before the move
Sit on the perspective,
Mr. Quaye lay in the crevice,
And watches from the precipice,
Imperial passage,
Heat from the sun
Some days slowly passes,
Until then,
You have to live with yourself
Until then,
You have to live with yourself *
* I stand firm for our soil
Lick a rock on foil,
Say reduce me, seduce me,
Dress me up in stussy,
Hell is round the corner *
* where I shelter
Ism's and schisms,
We're living helter skelter,
If you believe and deceive
Common sense
Says shouldn't receive,
Let me take you down the
Corridors *
* my brain thinks bomb-Like,
Bomb-Like,
My brain thinks bomb-Like,
Bomb-Like, bomb-Like,
My brain thinks...
bomb-Like *
* on another day
Come on, come on,
With these ropes I tied
Can we do no wrong,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
Is it safe to say? *
* come on, come on *
* was it right to leave? *
* come on, come on *
* will I ever learn? *
* come on, come on, come on,
Come on, come on, come on *
Jesus Christ, he's now
Officially 2 hours overdue. I
Mean, this is unheard of. Jerry
Is never late.
Yeah, still getting Tommy's
Voicemail. Called him at home,
Machine's full.
I thought he was in the
Shower when I left this morning.
Maybe he liked slipped and
Knocked himself out.
You know what, the way his
Life's been going, it would be
An improvement.
What do you want to do, Lou?
What do I want to do? What
Does Lou want to do? Lou wants
To sit here with a box of donuts
And watch frankenstein. That's
What Lou wants to do.
Although that particular
Combination usually leads to a
Jerk off session. So, Lou will
Just stand here and worry.
Hey.
They, uh, they shot my brother.
What?
3 times in the back.
Ahh.
I gotta go tell my old man in
Person. And I'm afraid about how
He might react. He might
Collapse or what. So l-I need
Somebody to give me a hand.
Yeah, sure.
Guys, you're not going to
Believe it. The most beautiful
Woman's walking by the firehouse
Right now with the biggest tits
I've ever seen in my life. It's
Like a double eclipse. Come on,
Check it out.
Let's go.
Uh, Lou, what do you want to
Do about Jerry?
Oh, yeah, t., Jerry's
Missing.
Call izzy. Ran into him a
Couple of days ago. Said he was
Off today. Call hutch 'n bronson
Over at 73 truck. They're doing
A softball tournament out of
That house. They can probably
Come over and cover.
Mikey, call izzy. If he can't
Make it, you get needles nelson
Over here. Right? I'll dig his
Number out of my cell phone for
You. Franco, get a hold of these
Guys. Get on the rig. Get over
To Jerry's. Find out what's
Going on.
You got it.
Unbelievable. Totally fake. I
Don't understand why they do
This to me all the time.
Jesus, who died?
They got a lead on this guy?
Johnny was going to testify
Against this drug dealer. Bronx
Guy had 2 strikes against him
And he's definitely going down
For life probably.
Scumbags.
Yeah. Must of hired one of
The guys who works for him to do
The shootin'. Johnny's partner
Got a dead-On look at the guy.
So...
hey, Lou, thanks for doing this.
I appreciate it.
Don't thank me yet, I'm not
Sure this is going to go all
That well.
He ain't movin' out!
I'm not moving out.
Are you guys deaf?!
Dad, I think, uh...
I think you're gonna want to sit
Down.
Don't tell him what to do.
That's right.
He wants to stand.
I'm gonna stand.
Mr. Gavin, I think, you
Maybe... should be sittin' down
When you hear what Tommy has to
Say.
Ah, shite.
I'll get the whiskey.
All right, bring it on. What
Is it?
Johnny's dead.
They shot him.
He was on a stakeout, last
Night.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I need a little privacy for a
Moment.
Hey, Chief, the... uh... the side
Door is locked.
Oh, yeah.
You wanna break this glass?
Oh, I don't think so. This is
Beveled glass, man. He'll shit
If we break this.
Yeah.
Hey, Chief, his car's around
Back.
How 'bout this window here.
You want to break that one?
Now that's a storm window.
You know what we went to the
Track last week. The guy
Owes me 40 bucks. Let's see
If we can find a $40 window.
Shit, shit, up here guys! Up
Here! He's over here! Jerry!
Jerry!
Ah, shit.
Come on, Franco, grab him.
Let's roll. Jesus, let's go.
Is he breathing?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, he is. He's breathing.
He's breathing. Go get a
Stretcher. Tell nils to get a
Stretcher.
Yeah, Pauly, hurry up.
It's going to be all right,
Chief. Just hang in there.
All right, here's the deal.
No black suits. No black ties.
No black dresses. The only
Formal clothes will be his
Police brethren and their dress
Blues. I want everyone in
Colors, bright colors... like
Spring in bloom.
I want to celebrate my kid's
Life, not his death... what he did
While he was on this planet, how
He almost always... put a... put a
Smile on my face every time he
Walked into a room.
You follow?
Yeah. Follow.
Red?
Yeah.
We're going to need a lot
More whiskey.
Hey, baby.
Ok, good luck, pal.
It's ok, ellie. It's ok.
It's all right. It's ok.
I heard about your nephew
Johnny. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Yeah. Johnny, yeah.
Aren't you upset?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was. When I
First heard, I was very, very
Upset. I was pretty close to
Crying. Yeah. But you got to
Remember, sweetie, I mean Johnny
Was a cop. I mean, firefighters
We get burned up, we get knocked
Around. Sometimes we even get
Killed. But cops get shot at
Every goddamn day of the week.
He knew that going in...
what are you doing?!
How can you think about sex
Right now?!
You the gentlemen who are
Here with Mr. Reilly?
Yeah. Yeah.
Ok, your Chief has had a
Fairly significant heart attack.
Shit.
All right, we got him
Stabilized. We're assessing the
Damage. Now anybody here from
His immediate family?
Uh, well, we are his
Immediate family, doc. I mean,
He's got a son up in boston.
All right, I'd call him asap.
We may need some signatures.
For?
I can only discuss that with
Family members. All right?
Thanks, doc.
This one has a Gold-Flecked
Velvet lining with matching
Pillow and, of course, the
Lining extends throughout the
Entire casket which is
Solid steel with platinum chrome
Piping. This is why it's
Considered the Mercedes benz of
Caskets.
And how much?
15,000.
And the cemetery fees, the
Cost of the embalming, the wake,
All that?
I'd have to sit down in front
Of the computer...
ballpark.
About $40,000.
Jesus, it'd be cheaper to buy
A used Mercedes, put him in the
Trunk, and drive him off a
Goddamn bridge. Tom, what do you
Think?
How much is this one?
The honda civic?
$3,000.
Yeah.
I think we're gonna go with
That one.
I'll get started on the
Paperwork.
Yeah, sorry, pal.
Jesus Christ, what are we
Burying king tut over here?
Yeah, hello?
Lou, Jerry had a heart
Attack.
Oh, shit!
What?
Jerry had a heart attack.
How's he doing?
He's walking around eating a
Philly cheese steak. How do you
Think he's doing?
Look, why don't you just give
Me the skinny, ok?
His son. We got to get
A hold of him.
You got digits on Jerry's
Son?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's a done deal.
Where you guys at?
The funeral parlor, picking
Out a casket for Johnny.
Ah, shit. Maybe you better
See if you can get a 2-For-1
Deal. Talk to you soon.
Right here.
You know, we're not even
Actually sure that that's what
Happened.
It doesn't take a
Genius to figure it out. All I'm
Saying is you don't really know
That he actually took the
Viagra.
Ok, ok. Let's look at the
Situation. He comes to me, says
I'm dating this chick. I think
Something might happen. She's
Younger than me. I need a little
Help. Can you get me something
That's going to help...
so?
Right, blah, blah, blah. I
Give him the stuff. Next thing
We know, he's in the hospital in
A coma. I'm tellin' you, if this
Were an episode of columbo, I'd
Be sweatin' my balls off.
Look, and all I'm saying is
Given Jerry's age and his weight
And the stress that he's been
Under, ok? If... and I'm not
Saying he did... but if he
Actually took the viagra that
You gave him, you know what,
When all is said and done, you
Did him a favor.
How you figure that?
You gave him a magnificent
Hard-On that he could leave this
Godforsaken planet with.
Yeah, I feel so much better
Now.
You know, how would you
Rather go out... lying there
Burned up like Stack in some
Hospital bed where they come in
And take a piece of you bit by
Bit like you're a goddamn Mr.
Potato head.
Mm-Hmm.
Or like Jerry... ha ha... banging
Away, free as a bird, his cock
As hard as a shovel. Huh? Mr.
Potato head style or cock like a
Shovel?
Well?
I'm thinking.
Shovel cock.
Huh?
Shovel cock.
That's my boy.
Ahh.
You have 6 messages. Sent
Yesterday at 4:30 P.M.
This is scanello construction
About the living room wall work.
15th seems to be a good day for
Us. Please call us back. Thank
You.
Sent yesterday at
6:10 P.M.
Hi, I got some news.
Give me a call, cutie.
Sent yesterday at 7:24 P.M.
Ken, it's me. I can't
Wait to talk to you. Bye.
Sent yesterday at 7:55 P.M.
Ken? Hello?
I just packed up my books.
Uh, ok. Yeah, bye.
Sent yesterday at 9:56 P.M.
Tom? Hey, Tom are you
There? T., Tommy, ok, um... I feel
Bad. I, um, um, Jesus.
Sent yesterday at 9:58 P.M.
I really want. Look Tom,
I know this is bad man. I really
Do. But I love her, man. And I
Really, really care about her.
But here's the thing.
You... you're my brother. And I
Want whatever's best for you and
These kids and her. I, um, I do
Care for her, t. But I get this
Sense that she's still kinda
Carrying a torch for you. I
Don't know. Maybe that's the
Best thing. I know this
Would be a hard thing for you
And me to get over.
But that's secondary, man. Just
Please call me, please. I love
You, Tommy. So call me, please,
Asap. And I'm sorry. I was... I
Was out of my goddamn mind.
T. Tommy...
Tommy!
Johnny's partner is on
The phone. They found the guy.
Yeah?
We'll give you 10 minutes.
That's the best I can do, bro.
Nobody's watching, the camera's
Are off, the 2 way, room there
Is empty. The whole 9 yards.
He's all yours, pal.
Ready?
Yeah.
Ok.
What'd they, uh, pay you?
I don't know.
How much?
M-Maybe, um...
what?
Prolly, like, like, 8,000.
8 grand...
my brother was 41.
40 goes into... it's like $200
A year, basically, right?
Yeah, something like that.
8 grand...
76...
77 and a subway token.
80 bucks.
How much time do you figure
That would've bought us?
That would be...
prolly 6...
6 what?
I don't... months,
Days, l... I dunno.
What's the difference?
How do... how do you get 6
Out of...
maybe 7.
Get up.
Put your hands on the table.
Hands out... open your legs.
Spread your legs out.
Come on.
Stick your ass in the air.
What?
Stick your ass up in the air.
Come on!
You like that?
Huh?
Well, you better get used to it,
Pal, 'cause this is the position
You're gonna be in for the
Next 30... 40 years.
Takin' it up the ass, bitch.
Ok, bro.
Hi.
Hey.
Listen, you gotta get me
The hell outta here.
For the funeral? Teddy, I'm
Sorry it's too late for that.
The funeral? Christ, no.
My wife, she's drivin' me nuts.
Um, I'm a little lost here.
You mark my words, once I'm
Sprung she'll lose all interest
In me. That's her m.O.
What? I'm sorry, what?
What line of defense do you
Want me to take here?
Call the mothers against
Drunk drivin', the aclu,
Call the teamsters, I don't
Give a shit, just get me the
Trial and let me plea my case.
Get me out of here. Now.
It's totally unfair.
Why?
Because in a bar full of hot
Chicks, you can flirt and
And chat and get phone numbers
And blah blah blah, and you can
Do the same thing in a bar
Full of guys. You see what...
holy shit.
Take a look at that broad over
There at the corner of the bar.
Just... what's the matter with
You? Don't be so obvious!
I wasn't gonna be obvious,
Jerk. I know what I'm doing.
Yeah. Well, go easy all
Right? Try subtlety.
I'm not j.V.
Yeah, ok, well, you sure
Ain't varsity, Jack ass.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get over here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you see what I'm
Saying?
She's with a dude.
This is what I'm saying.
I can't over there 'cause she's
With a guy, but you can go over
There a-A-And hit on both of
'Em. That's why this is unfair.
Wait. Where are you goin'?
I'm goin' to swing both ways,
Bro.
Wait. Yeah, hello?
You left me a message?
Oh, hey, uh, yeah, I just,
I was a little concerned
For you. I wanted to see
How you were holding up.
Yeah, I'm fine, and why?
Uh, well, I don't know,
Maggie, because maybe we were
Sleeping in the same bed
Until up about 4 days ago
And I thought maybe you'd
Be concerned.
Hey, Garrity, do me a favor.
Don't call me anymore.
Hey, you called me.
No, you called me first.
What are you 12?
Hey, how'd it go?
You're not gonna like it.
What happened?
They're brother and sister.
And he's gay, and I got both
Their digits, bro.
I hit the jackpot.
Sean?
All right... ok.
Time for you to hit the books.
No, mamita, carite, don't go.
I have to go, pillow lips.
Ritchie's expecting me.
Study time.
Huh.
That is just unfair.
I know.
Am I crazy?
No...
but, uh, I think I might be.
What the hell?
Pop. Dad?
Hey, kid, what are you doin'
Here?
You're in the hospital.
What?
You had a heart attack,
But you're fine. You're
In really good hands.
Just relax and everything
Will be ok.
I gotta work, I got a day
Tour.
No, no, pop, you can't do
That. Uh-Uh. Relax.
You have to relax that's all.
Hello, can we get some
Help please, hello.
Papa, just relax, you gotta
Keep all this in.
I can't breathe.
You had a heart attack.
Just relax, you're ok.
Do you want a few minutes alone?
Mm-Mmm.
So, a-A-Ahem, what do you
Want to, uh, do, ahem,
Open casket-Wise?
I don't know, Tom,
Some people might want to see
Him one last time, you know.
It doesn't even look like him.
He's all painted up, and...
I love those dress blues though.
This isn't him.
What'd I tell you...
after Connor's burial?
That's why I don't go
To the cemetery. That's not him.
It's just a... it's just a body.
He's... he's gone.
Hello?
Hey, it's me.
I was just thinking
About you.
Oh, good, that's
What I was hopin' to hear.
Did you, um, give any more
Thought to, you know, the boat?
Yes, yes, I did.
And?
I'm in.
Goddamn.
Sorry.
No, it's gonna be perfect
For me. I mean living on a boat,
Spending like the entire day
On a boat living out in
The hamptons and then all
Of the winters just you and I...
can we get a dog?
Yeah, sure. Dog, cats, you
Know, birds. We can get birds,
Do you like birds?
No, do you?
No, no, I don't. Filthy
Animals, but of course,
You know, we can get one
If you want.
That is so sweet.
I got to go.
You always made me laugh,
Johnny. Ahem.
The time you put that frog
In my bed, and then I put
That other frog in your bed,
And... you, uh, you got so
Attached to the frog you kept
Him in a jar on the night table
Between the 2 beds.
And then as we came to find out,
Frogs can't live in jars, and
Then you had that frog funeral,
And you gave the eulogy.
I was bitin' my lip the whole time.
And remember that time
When I was 10 we saw that old
Cagney movie on TV?
With the guys with the Tommy
Guns leanin' out of the car
Windows and you started callin'
Me Tommy gun.
And then everybody on the block
Started calling me Tommy gun,
And...
that was my nickname all the way
Through high school, and then we
Saw mean streets, and I started
Calling you Johnny boy after
Deniro's character. You thought
That was so cool.
I'm sorry what I done to you,
Johnny.
I called you.
I wanted to say I was sorry
What I done to you.
Ah... I wish I knew
If you got the message or not...
aah! That's it, definitely
Closed casket, ok?
We got a nice picture of him
Here. You know, handsome,
Glowing, big smile on his face.
Everybody'll enjoy it...
ah-Haa...
what's wrong?
Ah, my hand got closed
In the casket.
Oh, ok, oh, my God.
Lou, get the guy.
Where you goin'?
You said to get the guy.
Give me a hand.
Aah...
not there, on the other side.
Shit.
Aah... ohh!
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, you're gonna
Lose one nail, maybe 2.
Ohh...
uhh... what?
You left him a message?
Yeah.
Did he get it?
Don't freak out about it.
I'm not the one freaking
About it.
I'm not freaking out. That
Much. Ok, so what, so you look
Vaguely, in a barely noticeable
Way, really, you know, what?
Around the nose, uh, a little
Bit around the eyes, and a tiny,
Tiny, little bit around the lips
Like my daughter. So what?
You hear that sound in your
Voice?
Yeah?
That's the sound of you
Freaking out.
I don't see what the problem
Is.
The problem is you gotta
Figure out what's going on with
The women in your life.
You gotta figure out what you're
Doin' with me. What you did
With your daughter.
All right, look, I think
About you all the time. Ok?
I mean like you got me bouncin'
Off the walls in the firehouse,
You can ask the guys.
L... I feel like I can't eat
When I'm not with you.
I can't breathe when I am.
You know, I'm just...
shit, I love you, Natalie.
Well, you've got the me part
Figured out. Now it's time for
You to think about Keela for a
Little while.
They brought this stuff
From the hospital a couple hours
After.
Thank you.
Thanks.
You have one unheard
Message. First unheard message.
Hey, uh, Johnny, it's me.
Listen, man, ahem, about the,
Uh, thing at the firehouse
The other day, I, uh,
I just... wanted to say,
You know, I'm sorry, man,
You know, but, what can I say,
Man? I still love her, you know,
I always have, I screwed up,
And I don't blame you for,
Uh, you know, she's a great
Chick, man. She's just, uh,
I don't have to tell you. Um...
I love her, man, l... I wish I
Hadn't had my head up my ass
All these years when it came
To her, but anyways, uh,
, uh, so...
To delete, press 7.
To save...
The lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down
In green pastures.
He leadeth me beside the still
Waters.
He restoreth my soul.
He leadeth me in the paths
Of righteousness for his name's
Sake. Yea, though I walk through
The valley of the shadow
Of death I will fear no evil
For thou art with me.
Thy rod and thy staff,
They comfort me. Thou preparest
A table before me in the
Presence of mine enemies.
Thou annointest my head with
Oil. My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy
Shall follow me all the days
Of my life, and I will dwell in
The house of the lord forever.
Lord God, our father, please
Watch over and welcome your
Servant John Gavin into your
Heavenly kingdom. Where he will
Live forever with all the angels
And saints, and all who have
Departed before him. Let our
Sorrow be tempered by the fact
That John rests now in your
Loving embrace. The same embrace
That awaits each one of us when
Our time here on earth is done.
In the name of the father,
The son, and the holy spirit.
Amen.
That was nice, huh?
Thank you.
So what's the deal,
You speak sign language?
Yeah, I speak sign language.
Like I was born without ears.
How about you?
Yeah, of course, obviously,
You saw me.
Hey.
Hi.
Good. Rosemarie, this is
Sean. Sean, this is rosemarie
Our long lost sister.
I've heard a lot about you.
From who?
From Maggie.
Of course. Nice to meet you.
The girls... katie, kelly.
What did I say, I didn't
Even know you had a sister.
She was born deaf and mute,
And eventually she gained
The ability to use her vocal
Chords, like, to a limited
Extent, but my parents they
Put her in a private school
So she wouldn't embarrass
The family. Never visited her,
Never even spoke her name.
Hello, daughter.
Hi, dad.
Everything that's happened
Between us... life is too short.
How do you say "I'm sorry"
With your hands?
How did you learn sign
Language anyway? It's so sexy.
Well, my grandmother was
Deaf, and I really loved her
A lot, she was a sweet lady.
We used to spend whole
Afternoons in the summer
Just signing. I remember
This one time when she was
On her deathbed, actually,
This is a funny story.
Ok, that's enough with sob
Story, signmeister, let's go,
We gotta roll.
What? Roll where?
Hey, father francis.
Maggie, I'm so sorry
For your troubles.
Oh, you don't know the least
Of it. How much to marry Sean
And me, here.
Um, when?
Well, right now, here.
Oh, um...
Here?
Oh, uh, this is a sacred
Burial ground, Maggie, l...
not here, right here,
Like here, over by that tree,
Here.
Oh, well, you know it's
Against the rules of the
Catholic church to marry 2
People outdoors unless there's
A very specific,
Special dispensation.
Well, how much did Tommy
Pay you to do the funeral mass
And then this part?
300. Cash.
We'll give you 400
To marry us here today.
We will?
You got it on you?
You got any cabbage on you?
No, I have like $40 on me.
I didn't think I would be
Getting married today,
Which is I guess what's
Happening apparently.
Make it 500, you pay me
By check.
Done deal.
Oh.
Hey, everybody, come back,
Hey. Sweetie, grab some flowers
Off the casket, meet me under
The tree, ok?
But this is crazy.
You wanted a priest.
I'm getting you a priest,
And we're makin' it easier
For everyone.
Mwah! Hurry up!
I'm going.
Hey, everybody, hold up! Yo!
I'm gettin' married!
Sean, do you take Maggie
To be your lawfully wedded wife,
To have and to hold, for richer
Or poorer, in sickness and
In health, till death
Do you part?
I do.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Do you mind? We're trying
To get married here.
You're standing on my
Mother... her... her grave.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
Honey, why don't we...
ok, yeah, everybody move
10 feet that way.
Sorry.
You got one crazy family.
Don't tell me. I'm gettin'
Out of it.
Maggie, do you take Sean
To be...
could you wrap it up,
Father, before somebody else
Wants to visit whoever
We're standing on now.
Of course, do you?
I do.
I now pronounce you man and
Wife. You may kiss the bride.
Aww...
hey, is it kosher to applaud
A wedding in a cemetery?
Can't hurt, right?
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you Mr. And Mrs...
what was the last name again?
Garrity-Gavin.
Gavin-Garrity.
I present to you
Mr. And Mrs... gavity.
Yeah!
Oh, no, those are mine.
Those are mine,
But those are nice.
So you don't, uh, follow
Any sports?
Eh, a little soccer,
A little tennis, what about you?
La crosse.
Really, tough sport.
Excuse me.
Hey, Tommy, can we turn
The music off?
Honey, people are
Enjoying it.
Given the circumstances
Isn't this a little
Inappropriate.
Ok, honey, we just
Had Maggie's fourth wedding, ok?
Moments after we finished
Burying Johnny, ok?
I think this entire
Family's inappropriate.
All right, and do me a favor?
Hnn...
dance with my daughter
Please?
Hey.
So goddamn corny.
Oh, so how are you?
On a scale of 1 to 10?
Yeah.
12. Met a guy, movin'
In together, great sex,
Great house. On the beach
In san diego, I'm working
With speech impaired kids.
He's a carpenter. No money,
But total happiness.
I heard about you and Janet
And Johnny.
Yeah.
Listen, it's all about
Sex and love, right? Life?
We can all die tomorrow.
Happy is the key.
You gotta be happy.
Nice speech.
Know where I first heard
That speech?
Where?
From you.
After all they've put me
Through, mom and dad,
You know how that made me feel.
You gave me that speech.
You opened up my eyes.
You opened up my ears,
Tommy. You made it seem
So clear cut. Thank you.
Now, if you excuse me,
I absolutely must go dance
With kenny shea.
I got big news.
You look very hot in
That dress. Pretend you're
Lookin' at the pictures.
Ok.
Like this right over here.
Ooh. I bought the house.
You bought the house?
The one that you liked.
Mm-Hmm, the one I liked?
Yeah, you know with the deck
And the tiki doohickey thing.
You paid for it?
I did.
Do me a favor?
Stop pretending your lookin'
At the pictures now
And meet me in the hallway
In like 5 seconds.
Ok.
Ok?
Mm-Hmm.
All right.
Ahem.
Oh, hey, haven't you ever
Heard of knockin' first? Jesus!
Ignore 'em, we're on our
Honeymoon.
What?
Oh!
We're just t-Talkin'.
Ahem.
No, really... really, Tommy,
We're just talkin'.
That's a little disturbing.
All right, ahem.
Made my decision.
I'm gonna leave the FDNY.